GCR STORYLINE GAMING APPAREL ; THREE TICKED OFF TURKEYS HOODIE

GCR Dark Satire Apparel line transforms classic holiday imagery into bold, comedic rebellion. These designs feature fully roasted turkeys brought to life with exaggerated personality and mischief, standing upright like characters caught in the middle of a chaotic holiday standoff. Each turkey is humorously “armed” with oversized kitchen tools—carving knives, basters, skewers—turned into playful props rather than weapons, creating a dramatic yet absurd twist on traditional festive scenes.

Detailed with glossy, golden-brown textures, shiny garnishes, wreath-like decorations, and cheeky expressions built from posture and accessories, the characters feel like animated holiday mascots who’ve finally had enough of the season’s expectations. At the center of the scene, a bowl brimming with thematic décor and a stylized emblem adds to the irreverent energy, tying the entire piece into a tongue-in-cheek narrative.

The result is apparel that blends dark humor, seasonal satire, and collector-style illustration, appealing to wearers who love bold artwork, rebellious holiday commentary, and designs that spark conversation. This style occupies the space where festive tradition meets chaotic comedy—perfect for people who enjoy standing out with creative, subversive fashion.

• 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
• 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!