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Tis the Season For Ticked Off Turkeys Baseball jersey
Tis the Season For Ticked Off Turkeys Baseball jersey
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GCR Dark Satire Apparel line transforms classic holiday imagery into bold, comedic rebellion. These designs Are the First step in Retail Gaming for next year through Ai and the Base Art done almost over 10 years ago feature fully roasted turkeys brought to life with exaggerated personality and mischief, standing upright like characters caught in the middle of a chaotic holiday standoff. With unsuspecting Turkey Lovers Each turkey is humorously “armed” with oversized kitchen tools—carving knives, six shooters, and Shotguns—turned into playful props rather than weapons, creating a dramatic yet absurd twist on traditional festive scenes.
Detailed with glossy, golden-brown Gravy textures, shiny garnishes, wreath-like decorations, and cheeky expressions built from posture and accessories, the characters are like animated holiday mascots who’ve finally had enough of Non turkey Pardons and the season’s Slaughtering expectations. At the center of the scene, a bowl brimming with thematic décor and a stylized emblem adds to the irreverent energy, tying the entire piece into a tongue-in-cheek narrative.
The result is apparel that blends dark humor, seasonal satire, and collector-style illustration, appealing to wearers who love bold artwork, rebellious holiday commentary, and designs that spark conversation. This style occupies the space where festive tradition meets chaotic comedy—perfect for people who enjoy standing out with creative, subversive fashion.
• 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.10 oz./yd.² (275 g/m²)
• Moisture-wicking fabric
• UPF 50+ protection
• Regular fit
• Button closure
• Drop tail
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Recycled Claim Standard (RCS) certified
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ⅝ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ⅞ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52 | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 88 | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
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